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“How many likes for these heroes who died for our country? ♥
Keep scrolling if you don’t care...”
Followed by a photo of fallen troops with flags over their caskets…And I support them and my heart reaches out to their families and they’re in my prayers, ect…. but…
JUST BECAUSE I…
Sydnee and I are in history class and we are playing Catch Phrase or Taboo or some shit like that and it’s boys vs. girls. I am up for the girls and I get the word “slash”.
What do you think of when you hear the word slash?
I think of fan fics.
So I look at Sydnee (mind you we are all getting very excited and competitive and cannot control the words coming out of our mouths at this point because that is how these games work).
And I say “SYDNEE. This word is in fanfic when two gay guys are together!!!!”
And she yells, in front of the entire class at the top of her lungs,
“BUTTSEX!!!!!!!!”
Our teacher sort of just buried his face in his shirt. But another girl got the word and we go the point.
We are writing our teacher an apology letter this week.
HAWT.
I’ve always wanted a pin up girl because they are beautiful, and this tattoo is very fitting as I pole dance too. I’ve just gotten it done and it really fucking hurt…
What can I say, I love California. Illustration from 1913 “I Love You California” sheet music. Music by Abraham Frankenstein. Second tattoo from Daniel Bonara at Twelve 28 Tattoo.
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this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
reblog everytime
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IZAPUPPYYYYY
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I wanna be best friends with this kid.
I just… I just love people on the Internet.
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Fleet Foxes | Can’t help falling in love with you (by herzebrock)
Silly mouse. You are just a mouse. Mice don’t eat leopard food. You cannot eat leopard food.
A mouse diced with death when it stole some food from under the nose of a leopard at the Santago Rare Leopard Project in Hertfordshire.
Instead of pouncing on the mouse, the 12-year-old African leopard, called Sheena, simply watched as it fed on scraps of meat thrown into its enclosure.
At one stage she tried to nudge the mouse away with her nose, but the mouse carried on eating regardless.
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